don't i win every battle?

J: shut up. SILENCE, HUMAN. you don't have permission to speak to me
S: ... i'm an alien. you freak.
J: oh dang, my bad yo, wuddup sista. good to see a fellow alien. may i ask what planet you're from?
S: i'm from KHOH-RHEE-AUGH. with an accent on the middle part.
J: oh well that explains the coldness of your soul. BURNNNNNNNNNN :D
S: ... khoh-rhee-augh is a very warm planet, you ignorant fool. obviously you have not traveled beyond a few light years of your own worthless planet. i look down upon you.
J:  ...
S: tag michael in my picture. thanks.
J: i don't take orders from your kind but i will cause I WANT TO
S: well besides from your desires, you will obey me. your duties to a respectable alien like me are demanded and done. pat pat on your little head.
J: OMG NO
S: hehe
J: you can't "pat pat" me when you're like a little Invader Zim and i'm a super beast alien like from AVP. you're too small my dear. nice tryyyy
S: we might be small but we are agile and crafty. therefore, koh-rhee-aughn supremacy over chee-lay-akasjldfkasns. man your alien race's name is ugly.
J: that is so true... we got an ugly name lol. I CALL TRUCE AND TRADE. carne asada for your awesome technology.
S: i accept. but it will be carne asada + submission = our state-of-the-art technology
J: no way dude. never. our motto is "por la razon or la fuerza" i guess we go to war. i'm gonna poison your froyo.
S: ok...넌 죽을꺼야. 이 버릇 없는 쥐쌔끼. 무하하하하하하하
J: LOL. DUDE YOU SOUND SO MUCH MEANER AND SCARIER IN KOREAN.
S: i know... HEEHEE
J: you win this battle. i'm too kind.